[As this thing turns on, you might think a small monster had gotten a hold of somebody's comm. You wouldn't be far off.]

AHHHH YOU NASTY BOX BOX ZAPPED ME?! I'LL STAB YOU SHINY BOX BOX! AND SHOW YOU WHO'S BOSS! I AM YOUR MASTER-MASTER. Submit to my will!! [To which more biting on the screen happens, bat wings flap, and a scorpion tail attempts ( Read more... )